Interview Fail

Dear Jane Doe:

Thank you for taking the time to meet with us yesterday regarding our Customer Service Representative position.  Unfortunately, we have made the decision to offer the position to another candidate who has biochem education.   However, we appreciated your experience and skills and certainly wish you well in finding a position that you will enjoy.

Sincerely,

Vice President, Human Resources

Office:  (734) xxx- xxxx

Cell:  (734) xxx-xxxx

Red Cross Fail

Unemployed for over 6 months now, latest fail. I had a couple other emails, but I didn't post them.

Dear Jane,

We wanted to follow up with you on the status of your application for the position of Donor Recruitment Rep; requisition # BIO9584.

After evaluating all candidates for this position we have determined that another candidate more closely fits the requirements set forth for this position. Accordingly, you will not be considered further for this particular opportunity. 

We sincerely appreciate your interest in seeking employment with the American Red Cross and wish you the best of luck in your job search. 




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Dear Jane Doe,

Thank you for your application for the Patient Account Representative position in the department of UMH Brighton Health Center, job
opening ID 54537. This position was posted 01/04/2011 through 01/11/2011. The department has completed
their activity on this position, and it has been canceled.

You are encouraged to continue your career search by using the University's
automated employment system at http://www.umjobs.org. If you have questions
about this email or your application(s) for positions, please call the HR/Payroll
Service Center at 734/615-2000.

Sincerely,

The University of Michigan

Please do not reply to this automated email. Direct responses and inquiries
to the HR/Payroll Service Center at 734/615-2000.

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Dear Jane Doe,

 

Thank you for your application for the Patient Services Associate position in the department of UMH Spine Program Prof, job
opening ID 54645. This position was posted 01/10/2011 through 01/17/2011. The department has completed
their activity on this position, and it has been filled/closed.

You are encouraged to continue your career search by using the University's
automated employment system at http://www.umjobs.org/. If you have questions
about this email or your application(s) for positions, please call the HR/Payroll
Service Center at 734/615-2000.

Sincerely,

The University of Michigan

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to the HR/Payroll Service Center at 734/615-2000.

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Dear Jane Doe,

Thank you for your application for the Patient Services Associate position in the department of UMH CC Bus Svc Team, job
opening ID 54665. This position was posted 01/10/2011 through 01/17/2011. The department has completed
their activity on this position, and it has been filled/closed.

You are encouraged to continue your career search by using the University's
automated employment system at http://www.umjobs.org. If you have questions
about this email or your application(s) for positions, please call the HR/Payroll
Service Center at 734/615-2000.

Sincerely,

The University of Michigan

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to the HR/Payroll Service Center at 734/615-2000.

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Dear Jane Doe,

Thank you for your application for the Promotions Coordinator position in the department of University Press, job
opening ID 51829. This position was posted 01/04/2011 through 01/18/2011. The department has completed
their activity on this position, and it has been filled/closed.

You are encouraged to continue your career search by using the University's
automated employment system at http://www.umjobs.org. If you have questions
about this email or your application(s) for positions, please call the HR/Payroll
Service Center at 734/615-2000.

Sincerely,

The University of Michigan

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to the HR/Payroll Service Center at 734/615-2000.

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Hello,

                 Can you work as a mail dispatcher?  I own a small shipping business and I tend to operate a high  cost of operation and I want to cut down my expenses by  employing someone in each state of USA apart from Virginia where I am,someone who will be getting mails in bulk and open the  bulk mail and dispatch them in units to there final  destinations in there respective states, for example, the  cost of sending each mail is $10.00 by UPS and we want to  send out 100 mails, that would be $1000.00 which is too costly but we have a solution whereby, we ship the whole 100 mails in one package at the rate of $200.00 to you in your state and  when you get it, you will open it and send the mail individually through USPS which will be $5.00 to $6.00 each and  you can see that we will have a saving, $800 for bulk shipping plus $6 times 100 making $500.00 or $600.00, you can see we have saved $8,000, so please I need  you to work for me on a part-time basis, and you will be paid $400.00 every week.

You will be provided with funds to  pay freight forwarder, you will be provided with funds to pay for USPS to dispatch the mails upfront, you will be provided with up to $3,400.00 to $4,000.00 as a running fund for  dispatching the mails, sometimes, it may be packages of goods that you will be receiving and sometimes you may be required to pay for shipping and freight fees out of the funds we provide to you to pay another freight forwarder when we need the service of another freight forwarder, the items you will be re-mailing or shipping will include letters,office materials and office equipments, home theater, electronics and some other general consumer goods, I want to assure you that you will never use  your own money for any expenses and you are not require to buy anything to begin the job,the job will only take 4 to 5 hours of your time in a week and you can work  whatever hours you want, the name of my Business is Clover Shipping Enterprises  and I am located in Virginia, the job is very simple once you have an address where you can accept mails and packages, and also have the time to re-mail the mails and packages through USPS sometime through some other freight forwarders, the mails and packages will  contain gift cards,letters, office materials and office equipments, home theater, electronics and some other general consumer goods, you don't need any much space, they are packages you can put in your room, or in your garage. You will have to present an ID either driver's license or any other personal ID, all I wanted to ensure is that you have an ID to show to the delivery man when packages will be delivered to you and you have to show some sense of sincerity as you will be entrusted with clients mails, packages and funds to utilize for re-mailing expenses, please do let me know when you are ready to start and let me know if you have all the requirements needed for the job, you need to provide your information as well in order to  proceed further.
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Reason for taking up this job, and please note,  you must be above 18 years of age to be eligible for this  job.

    You are going to be employed as Associate Logistic  Personnel and your employment is based on a 1099 status, your first salary $400.00 salary will be paid by check and the re-mailing funds will be provided constantly which will never finish in order to avoid you spending your own money so when the re-mailing funds are low additional  re-mailing funds will be provided, and you are not require to buy anything to begin the job, it is a straight forward job opportunity.

Please do let me know how we should proceed and you can get start immediately and ensure you send your response to  http://www.blogger.com/mc/compose?to=james_rowland74@yahoo.com
Our Company Federal Tax ID is 13-3263515
Clover Shipping Enterprises15250 Woodcrest dr
Orange, Virginia 22960
U.S.A.
Telephone: 540-908-3540
Email: james_rowland74@yahoo.com

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